The Outline

Very online

This one weird trick will get the media talking about you

A Good Place: Playing trucker with Limmy

Yaaas the literal Queen

A Good Place: The fake town where everybody knows your name

Since my wife passed and the grandkids don’t call work is all I
have left.

Hey Keanu Reeves, you have an unclaimed gift card

Must

It is perfectly moral to bring children into a shitty world

The hills are alive with the sound of money

Amy Winehouse was good for girls like me

A little poison never hurt anybody

Help! I’m an empath being attacked by an emotional vampire!

All the world’s a stage, especially when you have no job prospects

Reads
I’m upset

I’m Upset: Stop asking me to go on an adventure

I’m Upset: Your dinner is ruining my movie

I’m Upset: Dusting is a waste of time

Listen up

Tomorrow 175: Caroline in the city

Tomorrow 174: Succession (and failure)

Tomorrow 173: Somewhere that’s Greenland

Tomorrow 172: Did the lizard people kill Jeffrey Epstein?

Tomorrow 171: Hollywood Ending

Tomorrow 170: We have eyes for The Hills

Tomorrow 169: Make like a tree

Tomorrow 168: Jony Ive Thought Different, Once

Tomorrow 167: Fill the void with orange soda

Tomorrow 166: Don’t cancel Keanu

Tomorrow 165: Maybe robots can save us?

Tomorrow 164: Death Stranded

Tomorrow 163: Nuclear Play Date

Tomorrow 162: Daenerys, interrupted

Tomorrow 161: Camping with Pennywise

Tomorrow 160: The nerd wars

Tomorrow 159: The end of the game

Tomorrow 158: Written in the stars

Out Westeros Podcast, Season 1 Episode 0: Valar Dohaeris

Tomorrow 157: Apple is at your service

Tomorrow 156: The secret knowledge

Tomorrow 155: 2020 battle royale

Tomorrow 154: A Momo like this

Tomorrow 153: The wisdom of the crowd

Tomorrow 152: The value of being distracted

Tomorrow 151: The cult of AI

Tomorrow 150: TikTok and the total creeps

Tomorrow 149: President Evil

Tomorrow 148: We welcome your input

Tomorrow 147: CES is not for alive girls

Tomorrow 146: A lack of innovations or apologies

Tomorrow 145: Mary Poppins plays on god mode

Tomorrow 144: The year of the dunk

Tomorrow 143: Pewdiepie has red-pilled Sonic the Hedgehog

Tomorrow 142: Tumblr has snapped

Tomorrow 141: Be thankful (but also scared)

Tomorrow 140: There’s a time travel scammer in the White House

Tomorrow 139: Blue Midterm Redemption 2

Tomorrow 138: You better vote

Tomorrow 137: A third way

Tomorrow 136: Child's play

Tomorrow 135: Leah Finnegan, the mother of fear

Power

Much ado about Greta

One nation under God, even if you don’t want to be

Getting away with torture is easy when you’re Captain America

The slow erosion of Northern Pakistan

Victims are often criminals, and that is a paradox American policing can’t solve

Culture

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I promise that you’ll never find another brand lover like me

A look at Taylor Swift’s extensive corporate history.

Turkey has so, so many cats

873

Published issues of ‘The Neopian Times,’ the in-game newspaper of Neopets

MON TUES WEDS THURS FRI SAT SUN

LOOK AT THIS DOG!!!!

Future

I tried to glitch the simulation and all I got was a bottle of pee

This is your brain on...

A game room of one’s own

No shit, video games are political. They’re conservative.

Please use proper citation when discussing bloodthirsty human/reptile chimeras

Good advice

AAFU: Should I end things with my much-younger partner?

AAFU: Am I over my ex?

AAFU: How can I stay friends with someone who rejected me?

AAFU: I just found out my boyfriend is pro-life

AAFU: I can’t tell if my wife is depressed or just lazy

AAFU: I slept with my best friend’s boyfriend