The Outline

Casey Johnston

Casey Johnston
The Future Sep 12

Apple can delete purchased movies from your library without telling you

Turns out cloud storage is not all it’s cracked up to be.

The Future Sep 11

How to not get raped on a Tinder date, according to the app’s CEO

The new HBO documentary “Swiped” has some useful tips for women.

The Future Sep 07

Info Spiral: What are the teens doing?

A difficult-to-follow story, in convenient capsule form.

By Casey Johnston

The Future Aug 24

Healthy versions of your favorite candy are coming, and they are abominations

If you take out the sugar and add fiber and make it guiltless, is it still a treat?

The Future Aug 23

Did my two friends save each other from getting struck by lightning?

An investigation. By Casey Johnston

The Future Aug 20

The self-driving car that will never arrive

Self-driving cars are delusional tech optimism rooted in greed, sorry

The Future Aug 17

How small women’s pockets are, visualized

Why do brands hate women?

The Future Aug 07

If you tweet like a bot you should still get banned

“Being too online” gets a bot deleted, and real people need that smackdown, too.

The Future Jul 27

Twitter needs an “undo” button

Editing tweets is too much, but we need to create some space for self-reflection in this content tornado.

The Future Jul 20

The online status indicator is dead

Instagram: stop snitching.

The Future Jul 18

Only by 4 a.m., when it cools down, can we sleep.

South Asian cities are already feeling the effects of our climate-changed world.

The Future Jul 12

Science says get out of your dead-end relationship

People (and mice, and rats) over-value sunk costs in their decision-making processes. Time for us to value the future more.

The Future Jul 10

Everyone’s favorite houseplant only wants to die

Is your pothos here for any of this? An investigation.

By Casey Johnston

The Future Jun 22

Apple admits its computers are broken

Eight months after a surge of complaints, Apple announced a repair program for its flawed MacBooks and MacBook Pros.

The Future Jun 22

I recommend a Wi-Fi plug for your air conditioner

Mostly the future is bad but sometimes it’s cool.

The Future Jun 11

“Revolutionary” gene editing tool may increase cancer risk

Two new studies find CRISPR may have unintended side effects.

The Future Jun 04

Apple’s new product features are an admission of guilt

The company knows your addiction to its devices is making you miserable.

The Future May 12

Apple knew its computers were “defective,” sold them anyway, suit alleges

A class action suit has been filed against Apple over the keyboards in its laptops.

The Future May 11

How much we love fake news, visualized

Of course, this post being true, it will do no traffic. No matter; I will die poor and right.

The Future May 10

A no-bullshit guide to Google I/O 2018

We give you the good, the bad, and the ugly from Google's developer conference.

The Future May 08

I’m excited to outsource every difficult conversation to my Google Assistant

Google’s natural-sounding AI will make all your appointments, and so much more.

The Future Apr 30

Facebook could make a separate Fake News Feed if it felt like it

It just doesn’t want to.

The Future Apr 30

Which Condé Nast brands does Apple allegedly want to buy?

If Apple becomes a publisher, maybe it will finally be cool again.

The Future Apr 25

Don’t buy the MacBook Pros even on sale, in my opinion

I sold mine back to Apple. Yes, that bad.

The Future Apr 23

Here is how a penis transplant works

Surgeons have completed the first “total penis and scrotum transplant.”

The Future Apr 19

If you just message “hi” and nothing else I assume I’m getting fired

My boss is trying to give me a heart attack.

The Future Apr 16

The Impossible burger makes a fine bad burger

It will easily replace meat as an ingredient, but not meat itself.

The Future Apr 06

Where is your data? Who knows

Data doesn’t get tracked, so once it’s off Facebook, honestly who knows where it gone.

The Future Apr 02

Social media needs more awkward silences

Facebook needs to learn to read the room.

The Future Mar 26

Boxed mac and cheese: now with protein

Foods are seizing a cultural moment, and Ancient Harvest POW! White Cheddar Shells is one of them.

The Future Mar 26

I, too, think Snapchat is over, personally

Truly an accomplishment in this day and age to burn out rather than fade away.

The Future Mar 19

Cambridge Analytica’s leak shouldn’t surprise you, but it should scare you

Facebook is not alone in making everyone’s data available for whatever purpose.

The Future Mar 14

World Dispatch: Behind every strong female film character is Junkie XL

This Dutch composer has created the themes for characters including Wonder Woman, Furiosa from ‘Mad Max’, and Lara Croft of ‘Tomb Raider.’ He spoke with us on today’s Outline World Dispatch.

The Future Mar 12

The Tinder struggle, visualized

One Reddit user created a graphic to show how many matches actually turned into dates.

The Future Mar 06

Drone discovers 1.5 million penguins chilling on a few tiny islands

Nice eye, drone.

The Future Feb 14

Tinder is not actually for meeting anyone

We’ve done the math on Tinder… and it doesn’t look good

The Future Oct 17

The new MacBook keyboard is ruining my life

It’s so bad