Side Note

How is Twitter supposed to know what we want?

On Thursday, Twitter announced a series of minor updates to the platform to make it easier for users to follow news and events, expecting, one can only assume, someone would want these new features.

What ever could make Twitter users happy? It's a mystery Twitter is still trying to solve. Could it possibly be more breaking news in the feed?

What about an improved moments feature?

Or a newsroom simulation?

What about a really banging pride logo?

Hmmmmmm, if only they would communicate more clearly…

It’s a mystery, I guess.