Is Robert Downey Jr. a good actor?
In the 12 years since he started playing Iron Man, he has made millions of dollars and zero interesting creative choices.
Remember when literally all of this happened already?
The same craven motherfuckers who sold us the Iraq War are back on the TV.
There is only one correct mug shape
It is not a bowl.
How to build something and then watch it burn
Some tips on making fires, and living through the collapse of your professional life.
Send your kids outside
Parents are afraid of all the wrong things for our children.
Pete Buttigieg is the media’s perfect boy
Nobody gets the political press slobbering like a candidate incapable of saying anything at all.
Fuck a longer school day
Kamala Harris’s new proposal to address the gap between school and work days by making the school day longer is stupid, and for dorks.