‘Succession’ is a shitty show
The HBO show gets compared to Shakespeare because of the power dynamics, but the bodily fluids — the piss, the poop, the cum — are just as important.
I’m Upset: Your dinner is ruining my movie
“Dine-in” movie theaters like Nitehawk and the Alamo Drafthouse are fundamentally antithetical to movies themselves.
I miss bad weed
Does this make me old and out of touch? Dunno, how about I smoke a modern vape pen and fixate on that for the next few hours.