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Joe Veix

Joe Veix
Power Sep 10

What’s a car supposed to sound like?

The engine noises we hear from inside our cars are already fake, so why can’t they be fun?

The Future Aug 20

Robot security guards will be pointless until they’re terrifying

The curious case of the gas station security robot and the surveillance state that ate itself.

The Future Aug 13

Goatse is the golden ratio of the digital age

On the enduring aesthetics of the grossest image on the entire internet.

The Future Jul 21

How to beat LinkedIn: The Game

A strategy guide for using a semi-pointless social network in all the wrong ways.

Culture Jul 15

‘Borat’: Where are they now?

It turns out being in Sacha Baron Cohen’s 2006 comedy didn’t ruin too many people’s lives!

The Future Jun 23

Working towards a complete theory of meme relativity

Are memes coming and going at a faster rate, or is the pace of life itself accelerating?

Culture May 06

Lifehack: How to smuggle an Impossible Burger into In-N-Out

My hands will never not smell like meat.

The Future Apr 22

The American Dream hasn’t popped yet

How Billy and Summer Pierce penetrated the pimple-popping zeitgeist.

Power Mar 31

It’s weirdly hard to steal Mark Zuckerberg’s trash

Private security guards, dead ends, and a whole lot of paranoia: Here’s what happens when you try to rummage through the garbage of the man who owns the world’s secrets.

Culture Mar 02

Our solar system sounds like a depressed Radiohead cover band

An experiment that converts NASA data into music reveals how sad a planet can be.

The Future Feb 04

The ecstasy within the agony of troll games

Some video games are so hard that they become works of art.