Culture

Our favorite Outline stories of 2019

365 days of superlative content — how could we pick our most-loved pieces? Well, it was difficult, but we did.
Culture

Our favorite Outline stories of 2019

365 days of superlative content — how could we pick our most-loved pieces? Well, it was difficult, but we did.

2019 — a year that is now over. Goodbye. Here are some of our favorite stories we published.

Power

Why Jeffrey Epstein loved evolutionary psychology

And why evolutionary psychologists loved him right back.
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There's nothing I love more than a clear-eyed and scathing indictment of the world's most awful academic discipline: evolutionary psychology. May the field meet with further approbation in 2020. —Brandy Jensen, Power Editor

Power

Listen up bitches, it’s time to learn incorrect things about someone you’ve never heard of

Why do people love yelling about random historical figures online and how do we stop it?
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The highest praise I can give this essay is that I noticed a marked decline in terrible Twitter threads after it was published. Rosa Lyster is a hero to us all. —B.J.

The miraculous journey of a captive-bred hermit crab

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In a year marked by big, blustering personalities and complicated, sometimes inscrutable events, this story — about one woman and her ardent commitment to breeding tiny hermit crabs — punched far above its weight in terms of emotional impact. I feel better about the world knowing Mary Akers is in it. —B.J.

Culture

How did Kendall Jenner get a copy of my book, ‘literally show me a healthy person’?

Or, why Kendall Jenner should give me $100,000.
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Few writers can say that Kendall Jenner was photographed reading their book, but Darcie Wilder is one of those writers. By tracing the process through which her novel, literally show me a healthy person, ended up in Jenner's hands, Wilder reaches astute observations about the relationship between mainstream and underground, what counts as genuine fame, and why Kendall Jenner should probably go ahead and give her $100,000. —Drew Millard, Features Editor

We spent the day with DaBaby

Culture

baby on baby on baby on baby on baby on baby

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Sometimes, in the course of profiling the biggest rapper of 2019, you will accidentally cause to believe that you are an active follower of Satan, and sometimes, that is okay. That's what I've been trying to tell myself after I profiled DaBaby, at least. —D.M.

Power

Can a Pagan credit union break the spell of big banking?

Getting a loan is hard. It gets even harder when you self-identify as a witch.
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This story was an absolute joy to edit. It had everything: The occult! Good-natured Pagans! Egotistic tech billionaires! Banks! Ultimately, this was a story about a group of people banding together in the hopes of making life suck just a little bit less. —D.M.

Hong Kong has a cum problem

Culture

Quite messy

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I love when The Outline goes international, and Mary Hui’s dispatch on a curious detail of Hong Kong life said a lot about how language is warped and passed down across countries and generations. —Jeremy Gordon, Deputy Editor

The dangerously cheesy collectible cheetos market

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Weird internet culture is Extremely My Shit, and Tove Danovich’s dive into the rare Cheetos market explored how an online joke can sometimes go too far. Plus, it had the best art of any Outline piece this year courtesy of our designer Jack Koloskus — Cheeto Marx! —J.G.

Culture

Farewell to Payless and its terrible, no good, very cheap, occasionally meaningful shoes

Why does the looming end of a discount shoe retailer make me so sad?
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I shopped at Payless 1,000 times as a kid but didn't think much of its closure before Sara Bernstein’s wide-ranging piece, which thoroughly and cleverly captured how Payless was both great and terrible. Capitalist institutions don't always deserve a sendoff, but they'd be lucky to get one like this. —J.G.

The Future

Doomed to repeat World of Warcraft

Its creators are counting on the power of nostalgia to bring players back to the once massively popular game. Can it survive?
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A meditation on World of Warcraft, and the simultaneously successful and doomed resuscitation of a video game from 2005. —Noah Kulwin, Future Editor

The Future

The Jewish guy who wants to make millions from Nazi memorabilia

Craig Gottlieb's strange case for “preserving” fascist artifacts.
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An antiques dealer from Orange County defends making millions of dollars by reselling Nazi memorabilia. Oh, and he's Jewish. —N.K.

The Future

The junk science of emotion-recognition technology

New startups bank on being able to discern how you feel. Smile for the computer, sweetie.
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There are many new kinds of technological tools being developed that do stupid and bad things, but which are made by people who don't seem to get that (or don't care). Technology that can claim to recognize and respond to people's emotions is one of those tools. —N.K.

Power

“Be yourself” is terrible advice

Take a better lesson from philosophy and me, a reformed loudmouth
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Everything Leah writes is brilliant, but this piece is especially good because it says in a very genuine and intelligent way what we all know deep down: sometimes you need to shut the fuck up. —Joshua Topolsky, Founder of The Outline

The house liquor of the muslim world

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I love this piece because it “explains” its topic but never talks down to the reader, and it upends a widely-held cultural trope in a way that is subtle, funny, and deeply personal. —J.T.

Culture

A supposedly great article I’ll never read the same way again

David Foster Wallace’s journalism is, in many ways, inaccurate. But he’s hardly the only venerated journalist to have made stuff up.
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I like to think that The Outline has somewhat of a reputation for making the unseen details the focus of a story. This dissection of both a writer and their subject is scathing, thought-provoking, and (especially now) very necessary. —J.T.

Culture

Meet Lord Rod, the sweet potato king of Yokohama, Japan

There’s only one thing to call a person who installs an oven to roast sweet potatoes on the back of their Mazda Miata: a legend.
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This story has everything. It made me care about food when I really don’t, and it managed to find yet another layer of Japanese culture that I didn’t quite understand but would fly over an ocean to experience. —J.T.

Ask A Fuck-Up

AAFU: My boyfriend of two years ghosted me

How do I get the closure I deserve?
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Our own Brandy Jensen is a sage of our time, and this column very nearly made me cry. Okay fine it did. —Leah Finnegan, Executive Editor

I’m Upset

I’m Upset: Wikipedia should tell me why a famous man is bad

The ‘Personal Life’ sections on many men’s pages are severely lacking.
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Nothing so true has ever been said. —L.F.

see you in 2020! (Just kidding we will be publishing this week and next)