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Not ‘The Onion’: People actually think ‘The Onion’ helped Joe Biden become cool

A supposedly great article I’ll never read the same way again

Black feminists on Twitter prove yet again we need to listen to them

Listen up bitches, it’s time to learn incorrect things about someone you’ve never heard of

CO-STAR didn’t come here to make friends

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$146,680

The annual salary needed to rent the average Manhattan apartment without a guarantor.

Do literacy programs like Big Reads really work?

For the lonely and isolated, massage provides a much-needed touch of intimacy

Traveling is an elitist nightmare

Farewell to Payless and its terrible, no good, very cheap, occasionally meaningful shoes

AAFU: How do I let go of my marriage?

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Climate

The worst weather is wind

In Norway, traditional car sales sure are... Oslowing down

Thinking about climate means becoming human for the first time

Of fear

Listen up

Tomorrow 162: Daenerys, interrupted

Tomorrow 161: Camping with Pennywise

Tomorrow 160: The nerd wars

Tomorrow 159: The end of the game

Tomorrow 158: Written in the stars

Out Westeros Podcast, Season 1 Episode 0: Valar Dohaeris

Tomorrow 157: Apple is at your service

Tomorrow 156: The secret knowledge

Tomorrow 155: 2020 battle royale

Tomorrow 154: A Momo like this

Tomorrow 153: The wisdom of the crowd

Tomorrow 152: The value of being distracted

Tomorrow 151: The cult of AI

Tomorrow 150: TikTok and the total creeps

Tomorrow 149: President Evil

Tomorrow 148: We welcome your input

Tomorrow 147: CES is not for alive girls

Tomorrow 146: A lack of innovations or apologies

Tomorrow 145: Mary Poppins plays on god mode

Tomorrow 144: The year of the dunk

Tomorrow 143: Pewdiepie has red-pilled Sonic the Hedgehog

Tomorrow 142: Tumblr has snapped

Tomorrow 141: Be thankful (but also scared)

Tomorrow 140: There’s a time travel scammer in the White House

Tomorrow 139: Blue Midterm Redemption 2

Tomorrow 138: You better vote

Tomorrow 137: A third way

Tomorrow 136: Child's play

Tomorrow 135: Leah Finnegan, the mother of fear

Power

Why Pete Buttigieg is bad for gays

Please... god... anyone but Joe Biden

Are politicians getting more bizarre?

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The number of good ideas that JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon has ever had.

house of jealous lurkers

Crowdfunding for idiots

Culture

How to make a great anime adaptation

Dale Earnhardt Sr. was a true rebel

Daddy Yankee and Katy Perry have pivoted to ‘Boss Baby’

Tim Heidecker knows how absurd this is

The last American band: X made it in Los Angeles, but they flourished in the Heartland

Here are the political alignments of every ‘Super Smash Bros.’ character

Future

Trump has been... good?... for psychedelic drugs???...

like you mean it this time

God saw all that He had memed, and behold, it was very epic

“Broad swaths of the Midwest are drowning right now. Underwater. Farms, towns that will never be recovered and will never come back. And people are more concerned about helping oil companies than helping their own families? I don’t think so. I don’t think so.”

Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens to email you send

Amazon still trying to solve a central problem: getting people what they order

Good advice

AAFU: My work nemesis has cancer

AAFU: How do I date after divorce?

AAFU: Is my brother practicing self-care or just being selfish?

Dear Fuck-Up: How do I tell someone I love them?

Dear Fuck-Up: How do you tell a stranger their partner is cheating?

AAFU: I’m not as smart as everyone said I was